Believe it or not, I start thinking about my camping and hiking gear around February. Mostly because you can grab up a bunch of equipment at rock bottom prices. So,imagine my surprise when I came across a mention of an um "sanitary item" that allows girls to pee standing up. Now least you think I'm interested in purchasing this product for myself, let me assure you that you couldn't be further from the truth. I enjoy the exercise my upper thighs get from squatting outdoors
. I'm a seasoned camper/hiker. I also did my fair share of club hopping in my early 20's. I'm no more shy about peeing outdoors then Spanky is, but I find the existence of a product that allows women to pee standing up mind boggling. A quick Google search turned up at least three other variations of the same type of product.
Exhibit A The Travelemate Urinary proucts
Exhibit B The Incredibly Easy Pee-Zee
Exhibit C The Whizzy
And for the paz de la resistance give special attention to the chick standing by the side of the road with one leg of her sweat pants hiked up. Come on sister, most guys would go behind a freaking tree for gosh sake.
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I have friends who went on a medical research trip in some place ending in -stan that was part of the former Soviet Union. The women on the trip described the toilets as worse than primitive, and the one woman who had one of those stand up and pee devices was the envy of all the others.
hey - i have a lady jane. it's awesome. we used it on the northeast aidsride. porto potties are really really gross, do that over a four day period and well - yuk! also great for long distance drives when there's no bathroom around. lady jane was orginially invented for military purposes - female pilots and stuff. i believe they are located out in arizona somewhere.
But why not just pop a squat? I mean honestly, who wants to pull out a contraption to get it done? It's not like your going to do it while in line for concert tickets.
On second thought, I would have loved to have had something like that when I drove from California. If it had a hook at the end I could just hang it out the window. No more nasty bathrooms and I'd only have to stop for gas.
Okay, I change my mind this is an excellent idea.
really, you're totally right about the "where the hell am i going to pull out this contraption" concept. the best place to use this is in the ewwwww porto pottie situation or like when we did that long ass bike ride and had to pee in the woods where there were snake holes. scary! or case scenario c: your driving and there is really no safe place to stop.
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